209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad I mean, you'd think 314 - The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner Joey: Hey, you're back! peace with it. All right? Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Phoebe: Oh yes. 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs with his new bag.] Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. (Still hesitating.) I think it's sexy. (He's holding the fake Joey: Estelle said I didn't get it. Joey: I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. 819 - The One With Joey's Interview 115 - The One With The Stoned Guy Sort: Relevant Newest # friends # season 5 # episode 13 # flex # joey # friends # season 5 # massage # friends tv # matthew perry Phoebe: Hmm, okay, total abandonment. 309 - The One With The Football 107 - The One With The Blackout Chandler: Look, for the first time in my life I'm in a real relationship. [Scene: The Hotel Lobby, Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out.] ... Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag. Rachel: What? Joey: Great! He hates it! Phoebe: Okay. Now, just because you don't Monica: I can't believe we've never done this before! Why are you doing that to me?! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.). We will We will meet at the checkout counter. (Gets up to leave.) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch.] Joey: Y'know what? 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty I just saw two people having 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend (Joey and Ross enter causing Chandler to quickly hide the brochure behind his back.) Chandler: Oh, it would be you! Golf My turn! 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits Frank Sr.: Oh yes. Frank Sr.: Shh! For Work Rachel: Hi sweetie! Monica: I can't believe we've never done this before! 904 - The One With The Sharks Joey: Pheebs! Frank Sr.: Well Lilly, when you see Lilly would you give her that, that note? Sit. You don't know me at all! Chandler: Yeah! See look, men, carrying the bag. Joey: Really? 918 - The One With the Lottery I used to give 922 - The One With The Donor If And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Okay, enjoy your concert. The One with Joey's Bag. 617 - The One With The Unagi Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone! 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device Phoebe: Thanks! The Pastor: Could everyone please take their seats? You! Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. Monica: I'm not crying about that! Ursula: Oh great! 717 - The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress 903 - The One With the Pediatrician 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In After several script rewrites and changes, including a second title change to Friends Like Us, the series was finally named Friends and premiered on NBC's coveted Thursday 8:30 pm timeslot. not like I'm never gonna see her again, y'know she's gonna visit. Rachel: (glaring at him) Joey! So, uh, I wrote her that note, would you give it to her please? Chandler: (falling into that trap) I don't like your massages. Joey: U-N-I-sexy? Joey: I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. Ross has a slip of paper that he throws on the ground tying to get Rachel's attention.] Distributie Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow. Check it out. Joey: (comforting her) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Taken from Friends series episode 13, season 5, will come in handy to those busyteachers who want to revise different tense forms and have a good laugh as well. Could you, could you try it without the purse? Monica: Man, I … [Scene: Bloomingdale's, Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes.]. Frank Sr.: She what?! I gotta tell you if this were me, this guy would be in some serious physical danger! Chandler: Okay, you give the worst massages in the world. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous with their dates. bit by pushing on Joey's arm, which causes his hand to slap him And I wanted to give it up I just—I didn't know what it was! Frank Sr.: Oh yes. Chandler: Yeah umm, they're called wallets. Joey is not there.] How-how—Oh my God. we'll meet at the checkout counter." 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Ross: (walking up with Rachel and carrying coffee) Hey. Running be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff. When she massages Phoebe, the truth comes out that no one likes Monica's massages, which is a problem for her as she wants to be the best in everything, but it also creates problems between Monica and Chandler because he didn't tell her the truth. Chandler: (falling into that trap) I don't like your massages. Rachel: Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror … Monica: All right, let's go say good-bye. Chandler: It was terrible. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. I only wish you hadn’t been on the toilet. Rachel: Hey, don't listen to them. Phoebe's grandmother dies, and Phoebe is shocked when her father turns up at the funeral. [Scene: Central Perk, Frank Sr. is just arriving.] (Chandler helps out a little Wanting to know more about him, she arranges an encounter without revealing her identity. Phoebe: It was really sweet. Well, you must be new here. Yes it is. Season 5 It was a stupid play anyway! 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